Okay, imagine this….
You come running down the stairs, always in a hurry and a little late.
Out of the corner of your eye you detect a grotesque movement….
OMG! It’s the biggest, ugliest, spider–EVER!!
Well of course I ran.
I was ready to put the house on the market and let the spider have the house. Hey, he’s big enough to keep it clean. Hey buddy–garbage day is Wednesday–make sure you take the can to the road. Yup, I’m outta here.
Maybe you’ve guess that I don’t like spiders very much. It’s not that they’ve really done anything to me but I don’t like the way they move. They’re silently sneaky somehow and it puts me on edge.
The movement in some ways is also ticklish and itchy all at the same time. Even as I write this, I can feel one on my hand…. not really… just writer paranoia.
The day went on and I stayed back as far as I could from the now sleeping giant. I think it was afraid to moved in fear of being savagely beaten by my husband’s shoe (I’d never use my own….that’s really gross). I took a wide berth and left him to his game.
And then this happened.
Sorry I gotta go now…
No time to talk. Watch out for errant leaves in your life–they could prove to be dangerous.
Just a little bit of whimsy on a Wednesday.
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